Wild West Express Review

We're here at the Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park to review their (kiddy) kiddy coaster, Wild West Express. Yeah, this is not only a kiddy coaster, but a kiddy kiddy coaster. Yes, even by Kiddy Coaster Standards, this thing is absolutely pathetic. But...*sigh* We're credit whores. So hop on board. After getting in the trains and ignoring all the death stares directed at us for riding something outside our age range (F*CK THAT!!!), we're off. We head up the lifthill, which is approximately the size of you if you're a tall guy (Anything over 6 ft). We then head down the tiny little drop. Wee...F*ck this. It's too boring to even pretend interest. We head around a tiny little hill, go around a turn, and dip down. We head over another dip, and turn back into the station. OK. We got the credit. Can we get off now? Nope. You have to go around a bunch more times because the kids wanna go again and again and again. *Groan* Such is the price a credit whore must pay. This ride is for small kids and credit whores ONLY.


Location: Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park

Opened at Wild Zone Adventures in some random year

Relocated to Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park in 2012

Built by: Zeirer

Last Ridden: July 25, 2013

I have ridden this exact same ride at the following parks.


Gröna Lund


Parc Asterix


Tivoli Gardens

Wild West Express Photos