Ronde des Rondins Review

We're here at Parc Asterix to review one of their past coasters, Ronde des Rondins. Now this coaster isn't at the park anymore, but you don't have to worry. Because it was not only a kiddy coaster, but a kiddy kiddy coaster. Yes, even by Kiddy Coaster Standards, this thing was absolutely pathetic. But...*sigh* We're credit whores. So hop on board. After getting in the trains and ignoring all the death stares directed at us for riding something outside our age range (F*CK THAT!!!), we're off. We head up the lifthill, which is approximately the size of you if you're a tall guy (Anything over 6 ft). We then head down the tiny little drop. Wee...F*ck this. It's too boring to even pretend interest. We head around a tiny little hill, go around a turn, and dip down. We head over another dip, and turn back into the station. OK. We got the credit. Can we get off now? Nope. You have to go around a bunch more times because the kids wanna go again and again and again. *Groan* Such is the price a credit whore must pay. This ride is for small kids and credit whores ONLY. So if you're riding this, you're a credit whore. But at Parc Asterix, you can't even ride this ride anymore as it moved to a new park called Fraispertuis City. Whatever. No big deal for most people. But some extreme die-hard credit whores are so upset at this that they are going out of their way to go to Fraispertuis City to get this credit. Hey, the park is not only in Eastern France, but it's only a 4.5 hour drive away. And the park does have a Steel Hawg clone. So if that's your cup of tea, you might just get this credit after all. But you'll still need to be a credit whore.


Location: Fraispertuis City

Opened at Parc Asterix in 1989

Moved to Fraispertuis City in 2014

Built by: Zeirer

Last Ridden: June 30, 2012

I have ridden this exact same ride at the following parks.


Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park

Gröna Lund



Tivoli Gardens

Ronde des Rondins Photos