We're here at Tivoli to review their (kiddy) kiddy coaster, Mariehønen. Yeah, this is not only a kiddy coaster, but a kiddy kiddy coaster. Yes, even by Kiddy Coaster Standards, this thing is absolutely pathetic. But...*sigh* We're credit whores. So hop on board. After getting in the trains and ignoring all the death stares directed at us for riding something outside our age range (F*CK THAT!!!), we're off. We head up the lifthill, which is approximately the size of you if you're a tall guy (Anything over 6 ft). We then head down the tiny little drop. Wee...F*ck this. It's too boring to even pretend interest. We head around a tiny little hill, go around a turn, and dip down. We head over another dip, and turn back into the station. OK. We got the credit. Can we get off now? Nope. You have to go around a bunch more times because the kids wanna go again and again and again. *Groan* Such is the price a credit whore must pay. On the bright side, it's themed well thanks to being in Tivoli Gardens. But yeah. This ride is for small kids and credit whores ONLY.
Location: Tivoli Gardens
Built by: Zeirer
Last Ridden: June 15, 2014
I have ridden this exact same ride at the following parks.
Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park