Grover's Alpine Express Review
We're here at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. And we're reviewing Grover's Alpine Express. Their kiddy coaster. Meh, not the best kiddy coaster. But....it's a kiddy coaster. Get in the cars, pull down the lap bar, and we're off. Go around a turn and begin to climb the lifthill. We try to tell Grover to scoot down and stop blocking our view when...too late. Go down the first curved drop. Wee. Well....not bad by kiddy coaster standards. Go through an upward helix, which....I guess that's good for kids. Go past a cheap mountain cutout (I wish this would lead to Grover yodeling. Sadly, it does not), and down another curved drop. Hmm. Sensing a pattern here. Go through a banked turn, and back in the station for us. Yeah. Not the worst kiddy coaster, but...it's just a Figure 8. Meh. I guess it's one of the better kiddy coasters, but....it really doesn't matter. Is that a monster in the mirror? No. That's just a credit whore. Though there's not much of a difference to some people. But seriously, this is only for credit whores.
Location: Busch Gardens Williamsburg
Built by: Zeirer
Last Ridden: July 26, 2019
Grover's Alpine Express Photos